Why 69 is gross

Imagine a chocolate cake. A perfect, dense, warm, gooey chocolate cake that's perfect in every way. Now imagine someone melted down a rubber tire and dripped the liquid over the cake like a glaze, totally ruining it.

That's exactly the same as Oral sex on its own is perfect and great and nothing about it needs to change — and yet , there are folks in this world who look at that perfectly nice thing and think, This is great but what if everyone were doing it at the same time?

Don't listen to them. Don't waste your time 69ing! In case you need further convincing, here are 14 reasons why you should never You were never all that great at multitasking, anyway. Yes, of course you're capable of doing more than one thing at a time, but that's what you have to do all day at your actual job.

By the time you get home, you just want to kick back, relax, and get off without having to go down on someone else at the same time. How tiresome! Your favorite show is on, and the DVR is full, and you can't wait until tomorrow for it to be on Hulu. You'll definitely miss an important detail in the Riverdale finale if you've got your head between somebody's thighs. The view of the TV from down there just isn't top-notch. And this this AskReddit thread shows exactly that.

Basically, the people of Reddit decided to share what they thought was overrated in the bedroom — and the answers are pretty incredible. Because while some people brought up things that a lot of people think are too hyped — I'm looking at you, 69 — you can also see that one person's sex trash is another person's sex treasure. And that's the last time I use sex trash in a sentence. But it's really interesting. It makes you see why sometimes, when you have sex with someone for the first time, you can wonder what the hell they think they're doing— and why anyone would find it pleasurable.

I've always thought that sexual compatibility was just as important as skills in the bedroom. Looking at these, it seems like it may be even more important. So if you're not sure what your partner is into — or even if you think you know— make sure you talk about it.

Nikki Goldstein tells Bustle. Help us delete comments that do not follow these guidelines by marking them offensive. Let's work together to keep the conversation civil. While it looks to be sensual and naughty, but in reality, it is not that amazing. Here are five legit reasons why 69 is one of the most overrated sex position ever…!

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